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pondering over life’s greatest mysteries in my pictures folder
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it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
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you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
dude I
geniunely love it when this happens to gummy candy
like I left a bag of gummy worms near the stove eye once and it turned into this giant rainbow colored brick of pure sugary, sparkly bliss
diabetes, here I come
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Anonymous asked: oh gosh i dont know why but i keep reading your new title in a greek accent -- Kishi, who uses her japanese accent to read greek -- and it's good, according to anna
yes good i knew if someone would notice the change, it would be you (seeing how you always visit my page)
i bring out my inner german/russian/scottish crossbreed when i say it s’all good
That’s it. I’m becoming a magician.
Dear Detective Gumshoe,
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We’ll discuss this in my office, detective.
-Miles Edgeworth
